December 30th, 2004
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Brak’s Comedy Gold
What have I been doing so far on my winter break, you may (or may not) ask? WELL, JUNIOR…
So far I’ve mostly been playing Chrono Cross (God I hope I beat it soon, PLEASE END THE TORTURE), reading two books and one manga at once, eating very poorly and in great quantities (a rarity), running in the snow, bicycling in the snow, retooling next year’s fiscal plan with MS Money, cleaning the pink goo from the crevices in the bathroom, frying eggs, watching Charlie’s Angels 2 (DAMN THAT LUCY LIU IS FINE!), “archiving” Spider-Man 2 (DAMN THAT MOVIE IS AWESOME), bringing my plants indoors for the winter, listening to love themes from 1982-1987, wearing multiple pairs of pants in my heat-bleeding wooden house, and in general making an extreme nuisance of myself towards my dear-departed routine of going to bed between twelve and one.
I don’t like coffee.
It makes me jittery
Here’s an impression of me on coffee
I just had some coffee
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Hey! hey hey hey hey
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
I don’t know what you doing because I’ve had too much coffee
I don’t know!
Don’t drink too much coffee kids.
I told you never trust a monkey!
[...Pure Gold...]
