November 16th, 2005
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Two questions, same answer, different units?
Mr. Turtle, how many concussions does it take to become mind-numbingly oblivious to the ramifications of one’s simple physical actions?
or
How much does leaving the hot water bathroom tap full open for eight hours cost?
Guess we’ll find out at the end of the month.
Actually, to restore balance to the force in light of my ignorance, I’m thinking,
8 hours = 480 minutes / 8 minutes per shower = 60 showers I need to skip to make up for this.
Ergo, it’s cologne and layered anti-perspirant on every porous surface from now until Groundhog Day.
You’ve been reading Autumn Tactics, where we bring you you such startling non-standard conversion rates such as, “asphalt-cranium collisions to the US dollar”. Hint: Greenspan’s job is safe.
PS – Why oh why couldn’t Santa just show up in level 6 of the Cave of Trials the first time through?! I really need the mithril for my Eternal Sphere. 
